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You see, I only really pay attention to that when I’m trying to figure if I got anyone with afterburn or if I’m dealing with a DR spy, so that might be why I missed that.

You see, I only really pay attention to that when I’m trying to figure if I got anyone with afterburn or if I’m dealing with a DR spy, so that might be why I missed that.

hold the fucking phone you did not kill train four times i was there i should know

hold the fucking phone you did not kill train four times i was there i should know

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(via uglyassweeaboo)

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

(via arinbarrypie)

  • What too many girls say in the mirror:
  • Ughh... my thighs.. my hair... my face.. my stomach.. I hate everything
  • What every girl should be saying in the mirror:
  • Goddamn, well hello there cutie patootie with the A + bootie

So last night, Peter and Train were at it again, only this time Peter actually got some assists on Train.

Also, my Highlander team wrecked house, and I think we tricked some people (who weren’t a part of the pool of friends we invited to the server) into thinking we were actually pro.

We got dis.

gregzillagt:

SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING XOXO

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

(via ruinedchildhood)