davidcjauregui:

bad-ass-fat-ass:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

My eyes just got SO big when I saw this.

I miss my art kit so much😭

(via zoozooty)

  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

FIERCE FABULOUS CUPCAKE MAKING LADIES

WHO WILL FUCK YOU UP

If you are a misogynistic dick in their restaurant

(via affictionatedreams)

letloosethekraken:

sweetoothgirl:

phantomthetiger:

chunkysalsa1009:

tyleroakley:

Potatoes, though… image

They’re like the best.

Poor potato gif, innocently dancing as his whole family lies slaughtered above him.

^that 

Man history nerds are the best.

(via zoozooty)

thebuttblr:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck

(via fnrdoesstuff)

cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

(via pizza)

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

(via zoozooty)

xoceanicangelx:

I want this as a dress.


i want to eat all of the grilled cheeses in this picture

xoceanicangelx:

I want this as a dress.

i want to eat all of the grilled cheeses in this picture

(via thatdangerous)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

image

DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via lost-exit)